Who Is This?

Microformatter of chaotic personalities, Mark A. Thomas has levied fines and granted pardons to mythical purveyors of obscenity since the 14th century.

Born in the undocumented nation of Volusia Mr. Thomas first gained notoriety as a recycler of meaningless abbreviations. Since then the world’s astonishment has steadily increased as his activities evolved. Mr. Thomas is now seen as a lockjawed revolutionary, sampling doorbell and coughing sounds for use in the U.S. Army’s next generation of warfare.

When not busy hyphenating one-syllable words Mr. Thomas can be found organizing trampoline festivals at illegal nudist colonies in New York, New Jersey, and all states in between.


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